How To Impress Girls By Bragging About Yourself


 

When learning about how to impress girls many people tell you that bragging about yourself is bad! Isn’t that what we were taught? You’re supposed to be humble and downplay your accomplishments right? Well when it comes to picking up girls…WRONG!

 

One of my clients asked me how he should respond to impress girls when they ask him ‘What does he do?” Most men answer the wrong way and launch into a boring soliloquy about the technical aspects of their job. You can literally see the woman’s eyes glaze over. Right after he finishes talking, the women usually replies with “ok” and then quickly changes the subject.

 

Why Is This Important?

 

Well women are biologically hardwired to be attracted to a man who either can or has the promise of being a good provider for her and any future (or current) children. They’re born with it inside of them. So you want to have what I call ‘your personal story’ (designed to impress girls) speak to what they’re really asking you.

 

 

So I shared with him that few things impress women more than ambition in a man (when it comes to his career). You also don’t want to seem boring. You want to seem exciting – a risk taker! And ideally fun to be with. It also doesn’t hurt to be the leader or owner of something. When you combine all of these into your personal story, you’ll have a winner and impress girls EVERY time!

 

How And When Do You Deliver It?

 

So when you’re first meeting her, at some point in the conversation, the discussion of occupations tends to comes up. If not, ask her what she does. After she finishes talking, she’ll usually ask you the same question. If not, just go next. This is the only time you can really build yourself up without it sounding like your bragging (because she asked you). So do it BIG!!!

 

Let’s look at a couple examples of what you can say to really impress her. Where you see capital letters is where you emphasize the words differently than the rest.

 

(I used to use this one):

Well, I just moved here from the East Coast. I came out here to be the Regional Manager of the XYZ company. It’s an advertising company. We’re building a good team …they follow my lead. Some people tell me that it’s very risky to move almost 3,000 miles to a new state to help build a new company with new people. Yet that’s the way that I am. TAKING RISKS CAN BE FUN! The EXCITEMENT of meeting new people. The THRILL of not knowing what’s going to happen next. THE PLEASURE THAT ONLY COMES FROM NEW EXPERIENCES….WITH ME…that’s how life is.

 

The women always listen and usually smile and reply with “Wow! That does sound exciting!”. Totally different reaction than their eyes glazing over. And I know they’re going to tell their girlfriends about me and my occupation later on.

 

 

So now let’s design yours:

 

1) Your job – Make it sound more interesting and impressive to girls than what it actually is. How many other applicants were there before you got hired?

Well out of 35 other applicants I recently got hired (or was hired) to head up the ABC (department, team, etc.) at XYZ company.

 

2) Your Title & Responsibility– Always make it sound important and impressive to girls even if it isn’t (i.e. Manager, Supervisor, managing supervisor, supervising, manager, area manager, director, production manager, executive director, VP of X, senior, etc.). Always be perceived as an alpha male leader whenever possible!

So I’m the senior managing director responsible for operations. The company has me fast-tracked for promotion. I have a good department, they follow my lead.

 

3) You like taking on Risks – It’s always risky starting a new job, new position or even staying with the same company. Build it up!

Some people tell me that it’s very risky to take on a job like mine with so much responsibility with new people. Yet that’s the way that I am. TAKING RISKS CAN BE FUN. 

 

4) Finish off with how exciting your job and life is with you.

The EXCITEMENT of meeting new people. The THRILL of not knowing what’s going to happen next. THE PLEASURE THAT ONLY COMES FROM NEW EXPERIENCES….WITH ME…that’s how life is.

Number 4 above I’ll explain more in another article yet sufficeth to say, it has to do with female psychology and it works.

 

All together now:

Well out of 35 other applicants I recently got hired (or was hired) to head up the ABC (department, team, etc.) at XYZ company.


So I’m the senior managing director responsible for operations. The company has me fast-tracked for promotion. I have a good department, they follow my lead.

Some people tell me that it’s very risky to take on a job like mine with so much responsibility with new people. Yet that’s the way that I am. TAKING RISKS CAN BE FUN. 

The EXCITEMENT of meeting new people. The THRILL of not knowing what’s going to happen next. THE PLEASURE THAT ONLY COMES FROM NEW EXPERIENCES…WITH ME…that’s how life is.

 

 

 

I’ll Show You One For A Burger Flipper At A Fast Food Restaurant

 

1) Your job – Make it sound more interesting and impressive to girls than what it actually is. How many other applicants were there before you got hired?

Well out of 35 applicants they hired me to head up the corporate kitchen at McDonald’s corporation.

 

2) Your Title & Responsibility– Always make it sound important and impressive to girls even if it isn’t (i.e. Manager, Supervisor, managing supervisor, supervising manager, area manager, director, production manager, executive director, VP of X, senior, etc.). Always be perceived as an alpha male leader whenever possible!

 

So I’m the SENIOR line cook responsible for overseeing ALL kitchen operations. The company has me fast-tracked for promotion into management. I have a good department, they follow my lead.

 

3) You like taking on Risks – It’s always risky starting a new job, new position or even staying with the same company. Build it up!

Some people tell me that it’s very risky to take on a job like mine with so much responsibility, in a FAST paced environment, with new people. Yet that’s the way that I am. TAKING RISKS CAN BE FUN!

 

4) Finish off with how exciting your job and life is with you.

The EXCITEMENT of meeting new people. The THRILL of not knowing what’s going to happen next. THE PLEASURE THAT ONLY COMES FROM NEW EXPERIENCES….WITH ME…that’s how life is.

 

 

All together now:


Well out of 35 applicants they hired me to head up the corporate kitchen at McDonald’s corporation.


So I’m the SENIOR line cook responsible for overseeing ALL kitchen operations. The company has me fast-tracked for promotion into management. I have a good department, they follow my lead.

Some people tell me that it’s very risky to take on a job like mine with so much responsibility, in a FAST paced environment, with new people. Yet that’s the way that I am. TAKING RISKS CAN BE FUN!

The EXCITEMENT of meeting new people. The THRILL of not knowing what’s going to happen next. THE PLEASURE THAT ONLY COMES FROM NEW EXPERIENCES….WITH ME…that’s how life is.

 

Now Try Putting Yours Together

 

Writing it down on a piece of paper is best. Try a few versions and then read them out loud. Once you have one that you like, memorize it. Then perform it in the mirror and make sure you look comfortable and strong when you deliver it.

 

When you have the right personal story put together you will see how to impress girls and not only will it impress her yet she will then go back to her girlfriends, sisters, cousins, etc. later that day and tell all of them about you and what you do! When they cosign her approval of you and your job…you’re doubly in!

Bonus!

 

Here’s how you can get a few laughs out of her when you ask her what she does. Remember to always be fun. It’s ok to crack a few jokes about her yet DO NOT diminish her job or accomplishments. Do the opposite and build them up in a fun way.

 

If she’s skinnyWhat are you…a bodybuilder? Lol! (motion as if you’re lifting weights) A powerlifter? Lol!


If she’s been at her job a long timeYou’ve been there for how long? X years! Oh you’re about ready to own the place huh? Lol! 

 

If she works in the financial fieldSo you’re good with money? I may need you to take a look at my taxes. Lol!

 

If she works in the medical field – So you’re in the medical field? (point to your back) Hey I got this crick in my back. What do you think that is? Lol! 

 

Or if you got the stones to do it:

So you’re in the medical field? I was thinking about having penile reduction surgery to alleviate the strain on my lower back (with one hand grab your lower back). Do you know any doctors who can handle that? (She laughs) You know what on 2nd thought I’ll just keep my BIG dick. Lol! (You both laugh and then change the topic of conversion)


If she works in the legal field – So you’re in the legal field? Hey I’m going to need you to sue my neighbor because he is getting on my last nerve! Lol!

 

 




 


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